
For the past 30 years or so, my dad worked with Indians in Antwerp. ๐ง๐ช So a bit of personal thought on Indian wedding. I lived some and thatโs unique:
A bride walks in under a canopy of flowers to a song thatโs most likely from the coupleโs favorite Bollywood film. She goes slowly, partly because sheโs nervous, partly because elderly relatives are nudging her to display some coyness, and mostly because an enthusiastic photographer is telling her to โlook here.โ
She reaches the stage, one that could put music concerts to shame. Her groom extends his hand to help her up. Itโs a moment that lasts a little over a minute so drone cameras and videographers can get it in slow motion, from every possible angle.
This scenario is par for the course for anyone whoโs been to a wedding in India. For others, itโs a scene out of a big-budget cinematic venture.
Indian weddings are as varied as the religions, castes, communities, and tribes that host them. Some are big, some are small, some communities pride themselves on sparse weddings, while others think thatโs sacrilege. In any case, the big fat Indian wedding has withstood the test of time, economic turbulence, social reform, and even modern technology.
Don your glitziest sari and load up Instagram. Itโs Indiaโs wedding season and literally everyoneโs invited.
Small numbers ๐ข
10 million:ย Weddings in India every year, as of 2013. This is, by and large, an underestimationโweddings in small towns and villages are often not registered.
$50 billion:ย Size of the wedding services industry in India, according to a 2016 KPMG report, including everything from matchmaking to wedding planning, jewelry, and apparel
25,000:ย Weddings in Delhi on Dec. 7, 2015. Every year, one such astrologically auspicious date sees close to 20,000 weddings in the nationโs capital alone.
<2,000:ย Number of guests that make up a โsmallerโ wedding, according to one Gurugram resort owner
100:ย Number of guests currently allowed to attend weddings, due to Covid-19 pandemic restrictions
7.5%:ย Share of net worth generally spent by affluent Indian families on weddings
$100 million:ย Cost of the 2018 wedding of Isha Ambani, the daughter of Indiaโs richest man Mukesh Ambani. Special musical guest: Beyoncรฉ.
9:ย Number of events and parties across three Indian cities in 2018 to celebrate the marriage of actor Priyanka Chopra and musician Nick Jonas

Who likes to party? ๐บ๐ป

India is home to Muslims, Christians, Sikhs, Jains, Buddhists, Parsis, and Hindus, and each contains multitudes of different traditions. But to understand the mainstream conception of Indian weddings, weโre talking about Hindu, upper-caste, largely north Indian weddings.
The wedding typically begins the moment a coupleโs parents acquiesce to the match. Priests are consulted for astrological compatibility, and an auspicious date is chosen based on the Hindu lunar calendar.
Enter jewelers, venue vendors, decorators, choreographers, photographers, henna artists, artisanal gift makers, couture designersโor their mass market knock-offs. The engagement can be one event, two events, or even three. For instance, there could be a small formalisation ceremony between the two families at home, followed by a Western-import rings exchange, accompanied by a night of dancing to Bollywood and folk songs. This ceremony also features lavish gifts, largely courtesy of the brideโs family, including gold and occasion-wear Indian apparel for the groom and his family.
Then comes the actual wedding events, split into a turmeric slathering ceremony calledย Haldi, the henna ceremony calledย Mehendi, a song-and-dance affair, the actual wedding ceremony, and perhaps even a post-nuptial reception.
Now a quick quiz: How many people ordinarily decide how a coupleโs wedding should be organised?
Bride, groom, parents, relatives, friends, neighbours, colleagues
The coupleโs parentsโso what if itโs 2020!
Nobody, centuries-old customs decide everything
The coupleโthis is 2020!
๐ฌComment your answer
What lies beneath

In the olden days, the tradition of soliciting assets from the brideโs family was called dowry, but the official practiceย was banned in India in 1961. Now, these customs are couched as gifts. Thereโs even virtue signalling in the form of pseudo autonomy, where the groomโs side would often be heard telling the brideโs family, โAll we want is your daughter in two sets of clothes.โ
The wedding gala culture has several dark social consequences, too. Because the wedding is a huge expense, it is often financially debilitating for middle-class families. They begin to see their daughters as financial liabilities, and the son becomes a category-A asset, who will not only earn the big bucks, but will improve his familyโs fortune with the wife he marries.
This, coupled with other social mores, leads to sex-selective abortions andย female infanticideย in India. The problem is so severe, itโs actually skewed the countryโs sex ratio in favor of males and has led to a ban on pre-natal sex determination. Similar financial concerns have kept the practice of child marriage alive in rural India.
In fact, so severe is the economic stress of a daughterโs wedding that prime minister Narendra Modi, in 2014, recommended that people in villages plant at least five trees every time a daughter is born. โWhen the daughter is 20 years old, the trees will also be as old. And when she has to be married, the trees can be sold to meet the wedding expenses,โย he said.
PLAYLIST ๐ถ
Songs to take you through the henna ceremony as if youโre a bride leaving your parentsโ home with an overconfident groom promising to whisk you away, with a marigold-like, bittersweet relationship with your mother-in-law awaiting you.
FUN FACT!
During typical Hindu nuptials, the bride promises many things to her husband, including an oath that she will never visit her parentsโ house without his permission, eat a meal before him, or sit in parks and gardens alone. This differs in form and absurdity by region.

THE WAY WE ๐ NOW
Heart imitating life imitating heart
Hindu weddings have major cultural muscle power over most Indian weddings. For instance, the north Indian tradition of slathering the bride and groom with turmeric paste has made its way into most Hindu weddings, no matter the region. Of course the Instagrammability doesnโt hurtโan entire wedding party dressed in all yellow is aesthetically irresistible.
The entertainment business wields huge influence in this domain. TV producer Ekta Kapoorโs 2000s show,ย Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thiย (Because the Mother-in-Law Was Once a Daughter-in-Law), popularised the ceremony of a new bride walking into her husbandโs home only after nudging over a small vessel filled with rice.
Post-wedding festivals, such as Karwa Chauth (where a wife fasts without water and food for a day for the sake of her husbandโs longevity), also transformed into gala community events thanks to filmmaker Karan Joharโs 2001 filmย Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Ghamย (Sometimes Happiness, Sometimes Sorrow).
More recently,ย Veere Di Weddingย looked through the lens of four modern women at the chaos and stress that weddings and marriages can be, whereas Amazon Primeโsย Made in Heavenย looks askance at the entire industry. All of these reflect modern Indian society as much as they inform it.